"Who invited Steve? That guy's a cunt."

I have professed my love for Andy Samberg before, but it has reached a new height. I love this man. Not only that, but I love all of the lonely island guys. I seriously need more Jews in my life right now. That's the answer, I just want to hang out with hilariously funny heebs. I love them. Last night Jess and I watched Awesome Town twice and actually had to stop because our love for them hurts so much that we just didn't have the energy to love anymore.

They just remind me of all the guys I spent my Saturdays with at Hillel and the Secular Jewish Association while I was growing up. I just want to laugh with them and make love to them. The must be rewarded for their hilarity! I strongly recomment Awesometown because it's freakin' brilliant. My particular favourites are "Climbing", "Chip" (oh to be that chip!), "20 Questions" and "Running". Oh man. And the Awesometown theme song just broke my brain with it's goodness. I almost died when Jorma "the sensitive one" busted out that he was going to "spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in it!". Seriously now, it's time for me to meet this guys.

YES!