Penetrate This Mother Fucker!

Alternate Title: Hello there, my name's Boxshot.

Oh man. It's 12:10 and I still have to finish my essay and study for my exam tomorrow. It's not going well. I've basically been working on this with breaks since 12:30pm today. Today was exciting. We had a picnic, we studied and worked outside, I got a sunburn, I had my first last minute betting frenzy on ebay (which I lost), and now I'm still not done, and won't be done by my goal time of 1am. Ah well.

I'm in a giddy crazy mood being fed on by Tama's encouragement. We were downstairs and she asked for something exciting to eat so I offered her my vagina. She then took me up on that offer and threw me down in a fit of passion. And now we're having tea. Oh lord the procrastinatron has moved in. So far I've resisted my new vibrator mini kit dealy, though I'm excited. It's a mini one with different attachments. There's a hammer, a claw, a shower-head type alien mouth, a cactus, and a christmas tree. It's an odd yet exciting assortment. Soon there will be much procrasturbation.

"I need a really pretty box... for my box... gear" -Tama