Me and My Jum-Jums

This morning has been an adventure. After staying up far too late last night I got out of bed this morning and headed downtown with Jess for our first experience in waxing with Regina. Regina the Vagina lady. Regina is amazing! Quoting her here will not do her justice as part of her charm is her cheerful accent, looks and mannerisms. When we arrived she asked if it was our first time and then escorted us up the stairs and said "Oh I've got myself a couple of virgins! I'm not going to lie to you, this is going to hurt. But the second, third, fourth time... it gets better." She called us sweeties right away and was kind and welcoming and completely free of judgement. She also told me multiple times that I was "so cute". I think it's because of the universal truth that when chubby girls get waxed it's cute. I don't think I'm really in love with the whole waxed look and feel, but I'd go back just to see her again! The waxing itself wasn't so terrible. It was the kind of pain where in the moment you can't wait for it to be over, but once it's done you feel like it wasn't so bad. Like a piercing.

Afterwards Jess, Tama and I went out for breakfast at the Cornerstone where we chatted about our yonis and their new outfits and movement and shapes. There was much giggling and scandalizing of those seated around us. It was very alterna-Sex and the City. We also came up with the phrase "Stay-quo" (derrived from status quo) to describe people who just aren't doing anything to challenge societies norms. For example "shopping at the GAP is so Stay-quo!". There was also more development into my alter-ego Thunderbird. More on that Later.