Matt thought these were HILARIOUS!

As some of you know I have a tendency to double, triple, or quadruple sighs. It might be a result of stress, or forgetting to breathe, or my tricky lungs trying to be funny. Either way, here's the brilliance:

I'm a sighborg.
If I was a natural disaster I'd be a sighclone.
When I had to wear the eye patch people called me a sighclops.
If I were an evil villain I'd carry a big pointy sigh-th.


There was definitely one more, but I can't remember now.