Lay Lady Lay

Oh the blogging! Tonight I went through my old first year blog and laughed and laughed. Man that's funny shit. I encourage all of you to check it out thusly. I was pretty damned pleased with all of it.

I was so excited to blog all night, but now I'm all sleepy. I just chased Tama around the room with a cat toy wang and now I'm spent. For some reason I can't go to bed or read Judith Butler. I imagine once I start on Ju Bu sleep will soon follow.

Among many other moments of brilliance here's a few favourites from the first year blog:

A Jess and Rebecca Haiku Moment

I loves the gay porn
You loves the hot lesbo porn
Watch porn together

Posted Wednesday, March 17, 2004 on urban-faery
Discussion: Blogging

Since course selection time has rolled around once again my paranoia about my future has resurfaced. Since all of the courses I seem to want to take fall under the category of "electives" I have decided that I will simply have to finish school and do what I can to survive. The following are some job possibilities for me in the future:

Dog Breeder
Salad Spinner Artist
Professional BUtton Maker
Wool Spinner
Weaver
Time Traveller Extraordinaire
Dog Show Judge
Sex Therapist
Repo Person
Sales Mascot (the ones who stand at the side of the road)
Sandwich Board Person
Professional Pheonix (who spontaneously combusts and then regenerates)
Professional Nay-Sayer
Tenacious D Groupie
QAF Male Glisten Applier
Crazy- maker
Five Foot Ten 120 Pound Model
Professional Commodity
Lesbian
Bunny Farmer
Sea Captain