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Monday, November 07, 2005

My anus just contracted

Oh nothing like accidental porn. Jess and Nomi accidentally downloaded some big hairy gay porn under the title of "Queer as Folk, Season Five, Episode One". This was a lie. So naturally they watched it this weekend, and then tricked Tama and I into watching it with them tonight. It took place in a locker room. There was no dialogue, just violent nipple tweaks to innitiate the doin' it. There was lots of gagging and slobery honking noises. It was not attractive. The wangs were scary. There was nothing wrong with the men doing it, more so the frighteningness of their lack of enjoyment. They seemed totally unhappy and uncomfortable, they had no connection with each other and they just seemed desperate for cash and incredibly vacant. It was really creepy. I was heard to exclaim: "You're not MONSTERS!"

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