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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Semen makes the best lube!

I found out today that one of my best friends is switching from the pill to the ring. The hormones are exactly the same, but instead of taking a pill you insert a hormone soaked ring to surround your cervix and catch those sperm before they make a break for it. You put the ring in for three weeks and then a little timer goes off, you take it out, bleed, and put a new one in. Fancy. Though my first response the Ring was to motion towards my yoni while menacingly whispering "Seven Days".

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