Extra Extra! Scratchy Toilet Paper Bad for the Box!

Tonight we splurged and bought Charmin. We all screamed and giggled at the sheer brilliance of soft toilet paper. This is what March brings. I guess it's our present for ourselves on International Women's Day. Yay!

I have grand plans to get work done tonight after Amarace. I pretty much have to. We're having a fatty and excellent Parisienne type dinner while we watch. It's exciting. We're also going to be planning our St. Patrick's day party. Our major selling point to get people to come is that if they missed all the fun of seeing Jess puke pink on Valentine's day, they won't want to miss seeing her puke green on St. Paddy's day. Any takers?