Revenge of the Syph...illis

Jess and I weren't feeling well today. We thought it might be syphillis. So now I'm forcing Tama to waste away in front of the tv with me. I have a number of things to do before I sleep and that's never good. I pulled today off fairly nicely though. I'll do work for real this weekend I swear.

The cats are being bad and I'm too tired to care. It's upsetting. I tried to make chocolate drops for the second time today with rice milk and cocoa and stevia. They are the worst things I've ever had in my life. I've now wasted six cups of oats, two cups of coconut and a plethera of other ingredients on these terrible faux cookies. We're going to a dessert potluck tomorrow and it's going to be excruciating to have nothing good to eat. I did make a pretty good chili though, and there's lots of groceries with delicious food potential.

We just started week 4 today which means we're half way through the cleanse. We're all pretty proud of ourselves. Week four checklist is no stress foods, animal protein only two to three times per week, four servings of green vegetables daily, one glass of fresh vegetable juice or a green drink daily. Not so bad, it's just remembering not to eat all of the good stuff that sucks. Though I'm not having such a hard time with wheat and dairy.

Now off to request free condoms from the trojan site. Funny that I'm working so damn hard to cleanse my body of all the bad things and now I'm thinking of putting faux estrogen and progesterone back into my system.