B.C. forests could house Dinosaurs. It ain't no quaint faery lovin' Ontario forest.

After going to a crazy queer dance party tonight I decided that the tagline for next year's Springle should be "Less Class, More Crass". There were rainbows everywhere and a big screen showing hardcore porn involving various anal and dildo extravaganzas. That's what we need. Also the playing of "Shoop". I don't think I've ever danced in public to Shoop and boy was it satisfying.

Other highlights of today involved sea otters, whales, anemones, totem polls, and a lengthy conversation about how girls have a distinctive dance that they do in order to expel crotch bubbles, and boys have a distinctive dance that they do in order to unstick their balls from their legs.