Oh The Bed! Uhn!

I just have to stop and brag for a moment that I've got a sweet piece of Macelod sleeping in my bed right now. (Actually all of Macelod is there, that sounded more creepy then hot when I actually wrote it down). And really world, it's time to stop kidding myself. My true calling is to be a sex educator and a sex therapists. People come to me and I know my shit. So what the hell am I doing? I think I may have an article in me on a certain topic at the moment, maybe even a book. I gots me a deadline of July 14 and two potential articles that I'm pretty excited about. No job to speak of... but if I got paid for nightmares boy howdy I'd be rich.